He’s such an practiced liar that it’s adorable that he can’t come up with anything.
this man kills bloodthirsty monsters
this man stopped the apolocalypse
this man was important enough for God to have him dragged out of hell
WE USED THE MASTER BALL ON A GOLDEEN
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
writing papers for elementary foreign language classes makes me feel so dumb because in english i’m fairly articulate but i literally just wrote in german: “I have a door. the door is big. the door is brown. i have a room.” i’m handing this in for a grade.
when did video games get so realistic
best pokemon character ever should have starred in his own movie